Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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