Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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