is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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