you guys were way drunker than both of me
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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