shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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