why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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