# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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