so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We were destined to go to rehab together
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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