just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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