going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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