We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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