do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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