Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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