Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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