I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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