She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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