No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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