Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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