I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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