am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Randomize
