yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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