Need sex. Gaining weight.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
try to milk me bitch
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