if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
high people should be assigned attendants
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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