So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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