Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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