Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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