nut hugger
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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