Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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