Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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