i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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