I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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