Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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