I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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