I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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