oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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