I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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