Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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