I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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