Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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