i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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