Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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