They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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