im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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