You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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