My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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