its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wish you could order shots online.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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