There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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