True but thats because hes a fetus.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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