i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Boobs speak an international language.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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