it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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