i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Randomize
