O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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