I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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